Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds