Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!