Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Bud Jokes More Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!