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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Bud Jokes More Bud Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.