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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.