Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds