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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.