How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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Cauliflowers!

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Hello honey!

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.