How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.