What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.