What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.