What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.