Collect Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

Tyler Perry Jokes More Tyler Perry Jokes

What is the name of Tyler perry's son?

Tyler Perry's son.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Addiction Jokes More Addiction Jokes

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Addiction

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.