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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

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Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

What is the name of Tyler perry's son?

Tyler Perry's son.

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.