Collect Jokes

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Collecting his thoughts.

Guy who collects legs.

So he could go to otter space.

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Collect unemployment insurance!

They were calm and collected.

Collecting fleas!

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

An extractor fan

He keeps missing his train

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

The baby can't carry the mother.

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Memory loss.

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Rama llama ding dongs

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Bristol Palin.

Well actually, I-ran

Collect Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

How did rich people get their money?

What's a dog favourite hobby?

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