Collect Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Fashion Designer Jokes More Fashion Designer Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Pedo File Jokes More Pedo File Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.