What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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