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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.