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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.