What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.