What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Why are atheists poor?

Because its a non-prophet organisation.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.