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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.