What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Previous Random Joke Next
Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps