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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps