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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

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