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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

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What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS