What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!