What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!