What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Resisting a rest.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.