Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!