Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

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What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.