Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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It's rear end!

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!