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Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.