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Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!