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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!