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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!