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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.