Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps