What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!