What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.