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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

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