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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

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What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.