What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.