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Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!