Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.