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Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas