Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Goddamn right.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

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Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Because it's too cold out tide.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!