Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.