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Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.