Heinz-enburg.
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I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Mourning, everybody!
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
My brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.
Shut up.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
They ketchup.
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Namaste.
Damm, we do taste like chicken!
I don't have 2020 vision.
