What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

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What's every cat's favorite song?

Three Blind Mice!

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!