None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
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Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
I've got this neat candle holder...
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
Microsoft.
Darkness, my old friend.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.