Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
Because 7 8 10
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Because Windows 8 9.
Because Jesus saves.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
They were trying to keep their German market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
TeX-MeX
Because 7 ate 9
They revived to much XP
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Because 7 8 9.
Because they don't do Windows
Because Windows 7 8 9
Gatesgate.
Because 7 8 9
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
They use French resistors.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
Because seven "ate" nine.
We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Microsoft.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Adele
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
I dunno. Let's google it!
Because 7 8 9!
Wind O's
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
In the NB - "eh"
John Cougar Mellencamp
In ARRgentina.
It kept crashing on the beach.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
He couldnt Mufasa enough.
Hair transplants.
She puts in in the microwave.
Are you 0K
Because 7 8 10.
