Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
Because 7 8 10
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Because Windows 8 9.
Because Jesus saves.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
They were trying to keep their German market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
TeX-MeX
Because 7 ate 9
They revived to much XP
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Because 7 8 9.
Because they don't do Windows
Because Windows 7 8 9
Gatesgate.
Because 7 8 9
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
They use French resistors.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
Because seven "ate" nine.
We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Microsoft.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Adele
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
I dunno. Let's google it!
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because 7 8 9!
His hardware was Microsoft
Wind O's
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
He saw a.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Because he got a hole in one!
Darth Vader.
Salvador Deli.
He works on a cold case.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Pen and Oink!
