Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Because 7 8 10
Because Windows 8 9.
Because Jesus saves.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
They were trying to keep their German market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
TeX-MeX
Because 7 ate 9
They revived to much XP
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Because 7 8 9.
Because they don't do Windows
Because Windows 7 8 9
Gatesgate.
Because 7 8 9
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
They use French resistors.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
Because seven "ate" nine.
We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Microsoft.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Adele
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
I dunno. Let's google it!
Because 7 8 9!
Wind O's
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Washington C.D
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
The operating system
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
He was too far out, man.
