Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
Because 7 8 10
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Because Windows 8 9.
Because Jesus saves.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
They were trying to keep their German market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
TeX-MeX
Because 7 ate 9
They revived to much XP
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Because 7 8 9.
Because they don't do Windows
Because Windows 7 8 9
Gatesgate.
Because 7 8 9
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
They use French resistors.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
Because seven "ate" nine.
We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Microsoft.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Adele
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
I dunno. Let's google it!
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because 7 8 9!
His hardware was Microsoft
Wind O's
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
Bison
You Cantaloupe.
So I thanked him and went back home.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
C4
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
It's because they don't know the words.
In the NB - "eh"
