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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Brock Turner Jokes More Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.