What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

Misogynistic.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system