What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why is apple afraid of microsoft?

Because 7 8 10

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What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years