What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.