Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

Misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Thailand Jokes More Thailand Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.