Consent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.