Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Brock Turner Jokes More Brock Turner Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.