Consent Jokes

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it