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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Thailand Jokes More Thailand Jokes

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.