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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.