Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.