Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who?

Bridget the end of the world!

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado