I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
Who wants to know?
He wanted cold hard cash!
A stamp.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
There was no atmosphere
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Of course, there's, but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
You guessed it: we're all white.
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
