Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!