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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.