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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.