What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.