What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!