Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.