Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out