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Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.