Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.