Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze