Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen