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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen