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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?