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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.