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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.