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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!