What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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They needed some space.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.