What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.