What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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You don't need to, they'll tell you

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They need space.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.