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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.