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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.