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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.