What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.