What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.