What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.