What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.