What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.