What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.