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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Bird Flu Jokes More Bird Flu Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.