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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!