What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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Because it got waterlogged.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.