Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

You might also enjoy:

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.