If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
A car in first-crash condition.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
Who cures?
Introduce him to Warhammer.
WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY
In the stork market!
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
B/c it's painful and not required
With oinkment.
