Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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It goes to Twerk!

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Swine flu!

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He had swine flu

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.