Bird Flu Jokes

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Bird Flu Jokes

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