Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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We're walking four abreast.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards