What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger