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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Salami Jokes More Salami Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.