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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.