What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger