What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.