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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto