Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

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What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!