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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.