Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!