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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.