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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped