What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.