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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".