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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

Http://cms.bsu.edu/

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK