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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

Http Jokes More Http Jokes

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.