What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.