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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.