What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.