What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.