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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that