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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one: