What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu