What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay