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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!