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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.