What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James