What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.