What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!