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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond