What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!