What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast