What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.