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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!