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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What are snails trying to do?

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What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor