What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.