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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million North Korean jokes?

In North Korea itself.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.