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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What does Pluto say?

Ewww delete it