Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What does Pluto say?

Ewww delete it