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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.