Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.