Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.