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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

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Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.