Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.