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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips