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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.