Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Leave Foot Jokes More Leave Foot Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips