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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.