Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.