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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO