Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.