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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect