What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!