1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Pick up lines
Leave.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
They lie still.
We are both a lawyer.
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
It's the only chance they have to mate.