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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork