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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van