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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.