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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.