Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van