Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van