Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.