Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van