Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.