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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.