Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Chronic-logically.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
