Tell her a joke on a Monday!
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
Because 7,10,11!
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
