Tell her a joke on a Monday!
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
She was told to do an essay in school.
Two of my favorites are:
When you are ill, because they are sick
He doesn't have a job.
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
