Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Musafa
A snowfake.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
It's a week day.
Unemployed
Wednesday
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
