How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wed...

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!