How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas