Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Because business was very light.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.