How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.