Tell her a joke on a Monday!
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
