Wednesday Jokes

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Blonde Laugh Jokes More Blonde Laugh Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Late Man Jokes More Late Man Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!