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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Good Day Jokes More Good Day Jokes

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

Ashe Jokes More Ashe Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

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