Wednesday Jokes

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Late Man Jokes More Late Man Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

Snort Jokes More Snort Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.