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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Blonde Laugh Jokes More Blonde Laugh Jokes

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

T Jokes More T Jokes

How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.