Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Chump day.
Wednesday
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Because Wednesday is hump day.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Look at all that ash...
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
A good days hunting.
Because you can really party hearty!
Made in Va-China.
A mummy bear
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Because love means nothing to them!
A Cantleope
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Well it's back to the old grind!
