Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Chump day.
Wednesday
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Because Wednesday is hump day.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Tree fellas
Pubstep
It's all about the execution
Because HE is the one who knocks.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Its a slippery slope.
Because you can really party hearty!
Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day
A coup.
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Banks
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.