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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.