Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did your sister jump out the window?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.