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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.