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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.