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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.