Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Grave-y!

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Coupe

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Because they all joined

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Utter udder shudder.

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CANNIBAL!!!

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What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

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Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep