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What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.