You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Turn it around.
Mana-pause
Repost
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
The cow jumped over the moon.
An udder disaster
Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Because he was on duty.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
You've got a lot of potential, son.
He had to much baggage
