What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Depressed Man Jokes More Depressed Man Jokes

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage