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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.