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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.