What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.