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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.