What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.