Subscriber Jokes

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

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How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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Beta Jokes More Beta Jokes

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

Reader Jokes More Reader Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline