How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.