How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

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What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.